✉ glee texts from last night
(203): when you told me you were coming to my show, i didn’t know you were bringing satan and brokeback mountain with you.
✉ glee texts from last night
(818): She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was “breast maracas”
✉ glee texts from last night
(609): and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
✉ glee texts from last night
(785): just checked my phone. sometime last night i googled sex positions in a tent. was there even a tent there?
✉ glee texts from last night
(336): i was like. eff you dude i’m 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springsteen songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
(305): my head looks like a cockatoo
(1-305): mine looks like a lions mane…looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
✉ glee texts from last night
(612): i can’t believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night…
