glee texts from last night

✉ glee texts from last night
(818): She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was “breast maracas”

1 year ago on 30 August 2011 @ 8:11pm 524 notes

✉ glee texts from last night
(910): i’m not 100% on this, but i’m pretty sure i just accidently talked my way into a threesome.

1 year ago on 30 May 2011 @ 11:16am 950 notes

✉ g lee texts from last night
(443): told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet…

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2 years ago on 22 May 2011 @ 7:58pm 240 notes

✉ glee texts from last night
(908): do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?

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2 years ago on 21 May 2011 @ 12:44pm 577 notes

✉ glee texts from last night
(307): just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. that’s how it felt.

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2 years ago on 18 May 2011 @ 7:02pm 64 notes

✉ glee texts from last night
(970): you just kept yelling “satan!” at me every time i walked by

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2 years ago on 16 May 2011 @ 3:57pm 483 notes

✉ glee texts from last night
(972): it’s not my fault i help girls realize they’re lesbians.

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2 years ago on 16 May 2011 @ 2:47pm 3,514 notes

(817): Me and a lesbian played “may the best man win” over a bi chick tonight… I lost, still fun though

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2 years ago on 24 April 2011 @ 9:43pm 479 notes

(708): Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

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2 years ago on 24 April 2011 @ 9:00pm 699 notes

(414): it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth

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2 years ago on 24 April 2011 @ 7:24pm 241 notes