
✉ glee texts from last night
(818): She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was “breast maracas”

✉ glee texts from last night
(910): i’m not 100% on this, but i’m pretty sure i just accidently talked my way into a threesome.

✉ glee texts from last night
(443): told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet…

✉ glee texts from last night
(307): just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. that’s how it felt.

